Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
Ahh! That would be me in ghost form. >///<
Me, first time on ADHD medication
Me, the first time on ADHD medication at age 19, after going through 15 years of school wondering…
Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently.
"campus reform" apparently now means "align campuses with US imperialism"
YUSSSSSS go Harvard!
Mi mamá, cuando me ve hacer pendejadas. (via ilianation)m-e-s-t-i-z-a)
How I wish to be able to go back and tell you
That it will all be ok,
That you are more than your imperfections or your inabilities,
That there are people who truly love you and you are more than worthy of that love
That you were never too much of anything you didn’t want
and to reiterate that everything will be ok.
I hope you live a life that you are proud of, but most of all, I wish to grant you the courage to
love the life you are living,
a simple smile
and the courage to pay these things forward.
You are worthy of people’s time
and if they don’t agree, you will prove them wrong soon.
But if at this precise moment this is too much for you to understand,
I ask you,
I beg you,
believe I am trying.
(Mexica) Aztec dancers.
Not interchangeable terms but a big overlap for a lot of us, they are all different songs, dances and styles and they are all perfect!
That’s why it’s so fucked up to dress up like an “Indian” for Halloween.
Appreciate us, respect us and don’t put on that costume.
Mi gente es tan bella
Story of my life
Día de muertos en Morelos.
It’s that time of year
Five year old self to present self.(via wanderlustlostwallflower)
Reminding myself daily
Never ever ever fake having something.
Not cancer because you thing you feel a bump.
Not dyslexia because you spelled something wrong.
Not ADHD because you got distracted by the kid snapping his fingers.
Not Anxiety because you think it’s cute.
Not depression because it gives you the…